I should add, weird things that you don’t already know. I saw this one over at Pacian’s Space Cat Rocket Ship and couldn’t resist the urge to delve into further weirdness.
- I have a “magic” black jacket. It is a suit jacket, and one of my best friends once told me that I look like a very intimidatingly intelligent person when I wear it. I guess that is where the name “power suits” came from. At any rate, anytime I want to be taken absolutely seriously, I wear it.
- I have always wanted to wear glasses. Not coke-bottle thick, just the ones that look chic and smart at the same time. I don’t want to be a poser, so I won’t buy the non-prescription kind. I have better than 20/20 vision.
- I have a bit of a criminal mind. I enjoy thinking of ways to get away with the “perfect crime”. Never violent ones, though. I suppose what keeps me from actually ever doing anything is the thought that almost all crimes have victims and even the ones that don’t carry the risk of incarceration. Sometimes I wonder if this particular mindset is how I ended up working with the population that I do. I often understand how they think.
- I never have umbrellas when it is raining. I’d rather run for it and get a bit wet than deal with keeping track of the umbrella.
- Not so deep inside, I wish I was Hispanic.
- I can never bring myself to sleep in the middle of the bed. Even when I live alone, I always have one side, the left side.
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I often think vile thoughts about people who drive BADLY on the roads. I lose umbrellas all the time, so I have about 5 hooded coats. I have always wanted green eyes, and black hair. People always compliment me when I wear royal blue.
It doesn’t look like my first comment posted. Hmmm. This has happened before. I lose umbrellas constantly, so I have about 5 hooded coats. I have always wanted green eyes and black hair. I think bad thoughts about crazy drivers and what I would like to have happen to them. Not very nice.
I don’t like umbrellas either. I keep one in the back seat of my car, but unless it is raining buckets I don’t use it. I guess when it comes down to whether the rain will slack up, I must be an optimist.
I wear glasses.
And I always carry an umbrella in my bag, a small one that unfolds when you press a button. It developed a slight fault years ago thanks to the girl who then had a crush on me, which has since snowballed into a full-on malfunction. I still carry it, though. I don’t want to get wet.